totes ridoncs

a shortened version of totally redonculous; even more ridiculous than totes ridics

Frank: That guy said he'd get with every girl here!

Bob: Totes ridoncs!

by sillyjordo December 12, 2009

Duke Rider

Code name used by US Air Force enlisted members to identify a particularly unpleasant fellow Aerospace Team member. Duke Rider characteristics include, but are not limited to, blatant and transparent self-promotion, loud, pretentious behavior employed to bring attention to one's self, over-zealous enforcement to obscure regulations, full-contact sucking up to higher ranking members.

The Dukes are known to design and award themselves awards/trophies/pen and pencil sets, each with their name prominently displayed.

The Dukes frequent the NCO Club, and hover around, pouring coffee for any higher ranking NCOs.

The Dukes spend more on their pristine uniforms than on their children's welfare.

The Dukes personify the USAF tradition of "All show- no go."

The Dukes have never heard a weapon fired in anger, but have an endless supply of war stories.

Dude, I just met the new First Sergeant.... he's full on Duke Rider.

You know, Sergeant Burton was an OK dude until he got promoted. Now, he's all Duke Rider and shit.

Man, you should have seen it. Two of the new guys in maintenance are trying to out-Duke Rider each other.

I've decided to get out and do the civilian thing. Yesterday morning, I looked at myself and, Dude, I'm telling you, I saw my Duke Rider training wheels in the mirror. I'm outta here!

by boppa23 September 23, 2011

hamilton rider

Someone who does not partake in an aforementioned activity or task.

Chris: Is John coming to the movies with us?
Mike: Nah he's being a hamilton rider

I was gonna study tonight but I think I'm gonna pull a hamilton rider.

by adharhasdgsagxzcbaherthag October 26, 2011

forking ridiculous

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.

Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee June 2, 2018

Atlantic City Cigar Ride

Defecating in the ocean. Typically at a public bathing beach.

Jersey Girl: I have to take a dump and I don't feel like walking up to the municipal building"
Bruce Springsteen: "Just jump in and take an Atlantic City cigar Ride

by beebsb September 1, 2016

Hog rider

A big black man who survived the bubonic plague and is getting revenge on on Quandale Dingle for having intercourse with his Gramma

Have you seen that Hog rider over there?

by Ryker 14foot cock May 14, 2022

Ridgefield Park High School

If you go to Ridgefield Park high school you will come across a bunch of faggots who think they are tough even though.90% of the school are a bunch of crack heads who will never make it in life because they are either dumber than a rock or just garbage at sports.Talking about sports Ridgefield Park has the worst athletic program in high school history.Their football is just a pile of dirt with 200 pot holes.The girls in this school are all thots and act all Hollywood when they have 400 followers on Instagram.Theres mostly Hispanics in this trash school.If you come across a white kid he probably threatened to shoot up the school once.The 7th and 8th graders in that school all get bitched and don’t realize of how bad of a school there going into.If u spend a week at RPHS you will probably find a couple rats and cockroaches roaming around for their disgusting food.The school doesn’t even have white paper because their dumbass staff lost all their money and now there 2 million dollars in dept.

I’d rather go to hell than bum Ridgefield Park High School.

I think a team full of 5th graders can beat Ridgefield Park High School in any sport.

by If u wanna succeed transfer November 21, 2018