Putin

Sexy mf that Sophia is in love with. def doesn't have a discombobulated head. and FOR SURE he was born at a zoo.

Sophia: Putin is so hot
Elina: Frick no
Putin: OHYEAHHH
Elina: kys both of you

by Elinuka April 16, 2023

putin

The sound a penis makes when it is pulled out of something :)

"We're all worried about Putin" "Putin? It was just a little noise when I pulled out"

by WoM2022 October 5, 2022

Putin

a piece of shit, good night

"hey Do you know who Putin is?"
"a piece of shit, i hardly know him"

by Joana777 March 8, 2022

Skibidi Putin

Something that offends two different types of people for opposite reasons

Some people were offended by Skibidi Putin because it seems to glorify Putin, while others were offended by Skibidi Putin because it seems to insult Putin

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.

Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF

by SDC 101 December 6, 2022

Putinizer

Putinizer

A person or entity that attempts to overtake a neighbouring country that does not belong to them through use of force.

That Putinizer invaded Ukraine, Georgia and Belarus.

by Drzlom April 25, 2022

putin

a male woman who likes to jack off big centipedes at the news magazines, like, bruh, who does that? such dumdums

maragret: man, im such a putin, i always end up jerking off big centipedes in magazines
robrin: man, maragret is such a putin, bruh

by wrai July 10, 2021