by GoodShoup February 3, 2024
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Pronunciation - (Pew-ti-she-on)
Plural - Puteice (Pew-tee-s)
Definition: a Haphazardly cobbled together request or demand (Usually in writing) made to an authority or organized body (such as a court) which gives no regard for Spelling or Grammatic correctness.
Pronunciation - (Pew-ti-she-on)
Plural - Puteice (Pew-tee-s)
Definition: a Haphazardly cobbled together request or demand (Usually in writing) made to an authority or organized body (such as a court) which gives no regard for Spelling or Grammatic correctness.
Scenario 1 -
Person 1: "Bro how did you throw together the petition so fast?!"
Person 2: "What Can I say, I'm just a skilled writer." -Aside- "little do the know, this document is a total 'Putitian' there is no way it will get approved."
Scenario 2 -
Teacher: "Johny. . . listen, I can not accept your homework, it's a complete and utter Putitian, I can barely understand your writing."
Person 1: "Bro how did you throw together the petition so fast?!"
Person 2: "What Can I say, I'm just a skilled writer." -Aside- "little do the know, this document is a total 'Putitian' there is no way it will get approved."
Scenario 2 -
Teacher: "Johny. . . listen, I can not accept your homework, it's a complete and utter Putitian, I can barely understand your writing."
by Allegory_Aly February 26, 2024
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(n) a person who goes by p. Also known as "the boy". Always has his Skateboard. Always by himself when in public unless he is not by himself then at which he will be leeching all of the pussy with his charms. Dirty as a wild animal.
Marisa: Hey look it's p-white
Big Samantha: Who's that?
Maria: You know... The boy. pwhite the wizard of larf land.
Maria: The boy...
Marisa: the boy? Yes. How
Big shanty: whoever that is he sure does have a good looking clock
Big Samantha: Who's that?
Maria: You know... The boy. pwhite the wizard of larf land.
Maria: The boy...
Marisa: the boy? Yes. How
Big shanty: whoever that is he sure does have a good looking clock
by Wizardparts March 24, 2024
Get the pwhite mug.Freak, NEVER nice, submissive, will call you pet names (freaky pet names tho), looks like a mouse 🐁, prolly on za, big hairy feet, does not shave 🪒, sometimes funny (but always funny looking), single, 12 (inches deep), can’t cut hair, can’t cook 🧑 🍳, will scream at you in brawl stars (even if you’re a woman,) looks zesty sometimes, will fake cry 😢, can’t see (legally blind) 👀, Highly controlling 💔💔💔, will be nonchalant when not needed, disloyal, boppity bop 💔, can’t sing 🎶 .
by luvthorns June 29, 2024
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Pulitzer Cunt is an nickname of Megan Twohey, a journalist who is an expert is writing hit-piece articles for a fee.
She was bribed by Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds to publish a smear piece against Justin Baldoni in the New York Times.
She was bribed by Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds to publish a smear piece against Justin Baldoni in the New York Times.
by colonheaver April 30, 2025
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1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.
Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”
Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.
Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified.
1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.
Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”
Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.
Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified.
“I couldn’t even go to the movies without my purity guardian accusing me of leading boys astray.”
"My purity guardian said my ankles were ‘stumbling blocks.’ I was wearing socks."
"My purity guardian said my ankles were ‘stumbling blocks.’ I was wearing socks."
by benchurch15 May 27, 2025
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