Protein Pod

A gymbro’s favorite type of small meal after a session on the gym!

Hey bro! Pass me a Protein pod!

by Incognitolover July 21, 2022

Protien douche

Taking his load of babies straight to the cervix and then leaking it all out while getting your daily dose of protien

I got my protien douche this morning. Shawn really knows how to shove it in...

by Frickenfina August 15, 2022

Protein torpedo

As she farts, shoot your load inside her arsehole.

She farted just as I was ready to finish, gave me the perfect opening for my protein torpedo

by Lorwyn November 25, 2022

Protein Vampire

An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.

She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.

by Outside Pee'er March 9, 2023

protinome

A thingie majigie mostly seen within computers. While technological advancements have created a more main stream use of the word, protinome(s) (plural form “protini”) have existed for many centuries

“dude i think something is wrong with my computer”

“have u tried checking the protinome?”

by youngbigdool April 2, 2023

prothing

The intense forceful pushing of a fart or a queef. Sometimes this can end in an unexpected shit by mistake.

Person 1: *toot*
Person 2: " Did you just fart!"
Person 1: "Yeh I'm sorry , I did so much prothing to squeeze that one out!"

by Mr_yournanny April 7, 2023

Protein pearl

Meaty hair follicle.

Save this protein pearl as a souvenir

by Grim6891 April 16, 2023