Proctophobia

Intense fear of a mans anus. This fear is generated from obessesive felching.

Dude he used to be a huge felcher but due to his Proctophobiahe cant look an ass in the hole!

by Dude March 27, 2005

Preston

Preston means "priest's town" and it is derived from Old English. It is also a name of a place in England.

Preston: A place in England.

by JustPressed March 27, 2010

Pronto Pup

A corn dog.

Every year at the State Fair I eat a pronto pup.

by The Mighty Frenchman January 20, 2004

Preston

Slang for butt

I have to wipe my preston

by Ross Hieden February 15, 2017

Preston

People with the name Preston normally have a very small penis size they tend not to have a lot of Friends and they like sexual relationships with arrans and ginger boys called hamish but they prefer hamish’s in primary 6.

Wow that Preston really shagged hamish hard last night apparently his ass whole went inside out.

by Nick Oscar April 19, 2020

presto

When someone tells you to give something to someone and you pull out the object from your pocket. According to "The Joker."

Putting a dream pill in Commedor Shmidlap's drink.

by J.Wild March 17, 2003

Proctor

When an individual or several people engage in behaviour likened unto ADD or downsyndrome.

Omg he thinks that cheese curing is cool... such a proctor

by spasmodamorphism May 14, 2006