The act of deliberately not progressing in a game, often an RPG, in order to experience all the side content and non-plot related content in the game.
"Oh, there's the prisoner I'm supposed to save, but before I do, I will go to the other side of the map, because I think there may be a side quest. I am doing some serious Progresstination"
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"Hey, I know you wanted to ride bikes to the beach to swim, fly kites and build sandcastles tomorrow, but the weather forecast shows a lightning storm is coming followed by a hurricane and tidal wave. Do you think we should cancel?" "Nah, the poguecast says it's going to be awesome. Don't forget to bring sunscreen!"
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by Ka-Bar October 19, 2018
Get the Pogue mug.Denoting or relating to a world view that promotes traditional progeny (I.E. Children) as the normal or preferred family plan.
Person 1: this is my spouse
Person 2: are you planning on having kids
Person 1: why are you so progenormative
Person 2: are you planning on having kids
Person 1: why are you so progenormative
by Gracychelse November 10, 2018
Get the progenormative mug.Progressive metal is a generally needlessly complicated and unstructured form of music that often makes minimal sense to the majority of metal fans because it can only be appreciated by people with an IQ over 600.
Progressive metal fans often believe they are superior to any fan of any other genre and will generally reject any piece music that isn't at least 20 minutes long with 40 key changes per minute.
Music in 4/4 is like kryptonite to a progressive metal fan and they must be administered dream theatre riffs as an antidote
An easy way to spot a progressive metal fan is to look for the guy who is pissed off at Opeth for dropping the growls yet goes to their shows anyway and yells for them to play Black Rose Immortal. He will also let everyone know that he's mostly there for the support band, who he has known about for ages.
In short, the math nerd of metal
Progressive metal fans often believe they are superior to any fan of any other genre and will generally reject any piece music that isn't at least 20 minutes long with 40 key changes per minute.
Music in 4/4 is like kryptonite to a progressive metal fan and they must be administered dream theatre riffs as an antidote
An easy way to spot a progressive metal fan is to look for the guy who is pissed off at Opeth for dropping the growls yet goes to their shows anyway and yells for them to play Black Rose Immortal. He will also let everyone know that he's mostly there for the support band, who he has known about for ages.
In short, the math nerd of metal
*At an Opeth show*
Friend: Who's that guy *Points at a guy middle aged guy with long hair, glasses and a dream theatre shirt on stood in the middle of the pit looking like a moody teenager*
Me: Oh that's a progressive metal guy, he actually hates this band because their music is too simple
Friend: So why's he here if he hates them?
Me: Oh it's happening, look at him now
Prog metal guy: I HATE YOU GUYS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE YOU BETTER PLAY BLACK ROSE IMMORTAL RIGHT NOW OR I'M OUT OF HERE.
Friend: Wow
Friend: Who's that guy *Points at a guy middle aged guy with long hair, glasses and a dream theatre shirt on stood in the middle of the pit looking like a moody teenager*
Me: Oh that's a progressive metal guy, he actually hates this band because their music is too simple
Friend: So why's he here if he hates them?
Me: Oh it's happening, look at him now
Prog metal guy: I HATE YOU GUYS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE YOU BETTER PLAY BLACK ROSE IMMORTAL RIGHT NOW OR I'M OUT OF HERE.
Friend: Wow
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When one or many persons, either the powerful elite, their direct and indirect knowledgeable underlings that are addicted the money and power that those powerful elite offer, via greed of their own, or the blind, uninformed, paid and/or unpaid minions of them, knowingly distort or plainly out right bold face lie about the honest, actual and obvious definition of a well known word that clearly means something positive and something one should take pride in. All in an effort to redefine that word to mean something unpopular, negative or even distainful rather it's clear, natural, centuries known definition.
It is Progressivelemmingism for one or many to choose to define a current 'patriot' as a 'man' who blindly follows a presumptive evil or wicked nationalistic leadership or government because they have absolutely no mental capacity whatsoever to think for themselves.When one or many choose to define a current 'patriot' as a 'man' who blindly follows a presumptive evil or wicked nationalistic leadership because they have absolutely no mental capacity whatsoever to think for themselves.
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