procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation either way you're fucking yourself

Hey Joe, you did your part of your project or you procrastinating?
Joe- nah man I'm watching my porn so its procrastination.

by lmac1998 December 27, 2018

Procrastination

The process of procrastinating (VERY helpful, I know)

Go do your homework mate.

Hey! Stop procrastinating! Don't push things till the next day! Procrastination is putting things to the next day.

by himydude June 13, 2018

Procrastinator

Someone who is lazy as crap

I'm sitting on the couch 'cause I'm a procrastinator.

by 1:38 September 5, 2018

procrastination

rylee and skylar

rylee and skylars procrastination caused them to wait until 7:30 the day before their paper was due. they procrastinated for over a week.

by helpmeplsoml September 23, 2018

Procrastinate

ehhhh... i'll tell you later

Sensible guy: Yo, u got to do this homework for tomorrow, ms. Berger is gonna make you do detention
Idiot: meh, i'll do it tomorrow morning
next day
Sensible guy: u haven't done it yet u moron.
Idiot: meh, i'll do it at lunch.
lunch
Sensible guy: BRO WE'VE GOT ENGLISH NEXT AND U HAVEN'T DONE UR HOMEWORK
Idiot: meh, i'll do it in class before she takes in our homework, chill bruh.
Lesson
Sensible guy: Here's my homework miss.
Idiot: Ehhhh....
Ms Berger: detention young procrastinator.
Sensible guy: I told u to not procrastinate.

by TheGamingSampug May 31, 2018

procrastinate

Something you're doing. Also when you're not doing homework or working for a deadline when you should be.

A few weeks ago, he chose to procrastinate instead of doing his project; therefore, on the night before the due date, he had done nothing, and when he put up together his project, it was very crappy and terrible.

by Yuri AAAAA July 15, 2019

Procrastination

what I'm doing right now

what you're also doing right now

Procrastination

by helpmeIhavea2000wordpaper November 7, 2019