processing fee

Money you give to an organization for paying them money.

YOU: I'd like to have my laptop fixed.
THEM: Ok, that'll be $100.
YOU: Do you accept Visa?
THEM: Yes, that'll be $100 and a $30 processing fee.
YOU: $30 for what?
THEM: You're paying us because you have to pay us the $100.

by sherlock helmsley January 6, 2012

Professor Fuck

A phrase used when an undergraduate or graduate student in a university has an intellectual crush on his or her professor. Such a professor is someone who thinks like you and validates your own ideas or pushes your thinking to an entire other level. Likely during class you fantasize about talking about your ideas in bed over a smoke after fucking.

Somebody who uses the phrase "professor fuck" would never actually follow through with fucking a professor. The phrase is used to show your highest esteem for your favorite professor.

Yea, I would professor fuck him.

by Research Girl June 20, 2011

Professional Drunkard

Noun - Like a regular drunkard, a professional drunkard habitually becomes excessivly drunk. What seperates a professional drunkard from a regular drunkard is thier ability to excel in academic and professional endeavors while intoxicated, hung over, sleep deprived, or any combination of the three. A professional drunkard is an equal opportunity alcohol abuser, well aware of their chronic alcoholism, and are proud of it. Also known as Mythias.

Mythias gets drunk every night, wakes up drunk, goes to his first class drunk, sobers up between classes, starts drinking again after his last class, and he still manages to get straight A's. He is a professional drunkard.

by lusher21 September 8, 2008

Professional Friends

Large groups of individuals that hang out together on weekday (Workday) nights at late hours. They can either be a group of friends in a strange place on weekday evenings or several driving together in a planned pattern maybe themselves seem "Professional"

Person 1 - "Hey look at all those people, why are they out here on a wednesday night?"

Person 2 - "They are professional friends, that's why!"

by Tigrez May 27, 2009

Professional professional

A person who tries way to hard to be taken seriously.

Look at John with his linked in profile and his fancy car, what a professional professional.

by WiiWelder October 17, 2011

Physical Prowess

Physical prowess is being exceptionally skilled in physical matters. Being good at Walking, dancing, being beautiful, and most movements, would be considered physical prowess.

Miss America's physical prowess gave her the underhand at winning the pageant.

by BluQueen October 2, 2018

professor

A person who is an expert at his or her field of study.
Professors do not have a degree in education or teaching.
Matter of fact, I don't know why the silly bastards are allowed to teach without a degree in education.

Want to know why Professors suck at grading? Because they were never taught how to grade...They were not taught how to teach.

by Kamisama April 13, 2006