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Masturbation-Probation

A Chance To Redeem Yourself During No-Nut-November.
BIGGIEYYY: No! I Just Failed No-Nut-November!

Madajio: Chill Dude, Your Just On Masturbation-Probation Now.
by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 24, 2021
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Gremlin Probation

When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.
"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."
by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022
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your moms probably nice

A useless comeback said only by people like Jacob.

It’s funny, clever, but not very useful
Your moms probably nice”
-Jacob 2019
by CemeteryWeather November 27, 2019
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If there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday

A phrase from a popular story where a flute player practices too much and ends up hating the thing she loves. After being given a pickle that "gets rid of problems" she attempts to play for the king and her flute disappears. Meaning her problem became her flute. This concert happened to be on a Tuesday in the story. This is used to say do not lose the enjoyment of doing something by doing it too much.
Friend 1: I just can't seem to wanna play this game anymore, I just get too stressed and always wanna win.
Friend 2: Well, they always say 'if there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday'. You should probably just play for fun before it ruins your love for playing.
by Dale cumberbatch September 10, 2023
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prober

A probation officer; referred to as such due to their interrogative nature, as well as their persistence in taking money and bodily fluids from individuals.
Shit, I forgot that I have to see my prober today! That bitch is gonna make me drop for sure.
by Kombaticus September 7, 2012
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Pober

Being porn free; Not being under the influence of pornography. Going a period of time without looking at porn.
"Dude, I've been pober for three days now. I feel so proud of myself"
by L5e5m5 December 1, 2007
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probabs

an easier way to say the tedious word, "probably"
Can you pick me up at 4:20?

Probabs.
by mabelene October 3, 2009
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