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_King_ (programmer)

Pretty much your overall superior, this sexy Norwegian knows C# to a new level and could make pretty much any software if you asked him to. How would you know he's a C# god? he doesn't use foreach.
_King_ would be the least person you'd expect to skid code.
Hey dude, did you see _King_'s new program?
Yea, it's absolutely fire, i love Visual Source Designer!
_King_ (programmer)
by Guy King December 3, 2019
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Prograsstinate

To continuously put off yard work for another time, esp. mowing the lawn.
Bob said that he will mow the lawn tomorrow in an effort to prograsstinate this painstaking work.
by TimMIHS October 5, 2010
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pogram

/ˈpəʊɡram/
plural: pograms

noun
1. a set of related measures or activities with a particular long-term aim.

etymology
Alternative spelling for "program" as used by Debasis Gountia.
"Everyone should participate in ATAL FDP pogram."
by brilltwoant27 August 10, 2021
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Community Outreach Programme

The phrase used by a man to explain and defend his copulation with a variety of ugly woman.

Similar, but not identical, to the commonly known "charity bang", a Community Outreach Programme differs from the aforementioned "charity bang" insofar as it involves the systematic banging of numerous women over an agreed time period
Lad 1: Man, landed a grenade there mate...
Lad 2: All part of my Community Outreach Programme bro. I like to give something back - like Chlamydia
Lad 1: Respect.
by BRG18 March 30, 2011
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proogrammer

A computer programmer or software developer with an elitist, know-it-all attitude. Typically, a proogrammer will come up with the most complicated and impractical solution to a problem (always OOP), merely to demonstrate their superior coding prowess.
"So, Jim, did you complete the simple one-button contact form I asked you to make?"
"Um, of course. I built out the data retrieval class, which extends the base form object class, which implements my custom built button class, and I'm finishing up the second layer of abstraction as we speak."
"Damn proogrammers...."
by michaelhejja October 20, 2008
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JavaScript programming

Similar to booty call, JavaScript programming is to have, or desire, a sexual encounter with someone.
Man, she was sweet, I wanted to do some JavaScript programming with her.
by spaceman spiff October 24, 2005
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Programmatic Prostitute

Someone who uses a job to work on something other than that job. Someone who lies about where they are, claiming they are doing their job. Someone who claims hours on a time card that can't possibly be true.
A: Dan said he worked from home on Saturday for 26 hours!

B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.

A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?

B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.

A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.
by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009
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