proogrammer

A computer programmer or software developer with an elitist, know-it-all attitude. Typically, a proogrammer will come up with the most complicated and impractical solution to a problem (always OOP), merely to demonstrate their superior coding prowess.

"So, Jim, did you complete the simple one-button contact form I asked you to make?"
"Um, of course. I built out the data retrieval class, which extends the base form object class, which implements my custom built button class, and I'm finishing up the second layer of abstraction as we speak."
"Damn proogrammers...."

by michaelhejja October 20, 2008

Programmer

A person who is paid to professionally scream at a computer.

Programmer: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-oh, it works."

by MidnightWasTwoHoursAgo June 18, 2018

programmer's high

The feeling of satisfaction a person gets after writing his or her own program and running it successfully. Lasts approximately 10 minutes before wearing off, due to another task appearing immediately after the completion of one task

I let out a sigh of relief and basked in the programmer's high after I had completed this week's programming task. Sadly, hearing my victory sigh, the boss gave me another job to do. Son of a... !!!

by CodeKraken February 22, 2011

Programmer

People who scream pathetically at a computer all day long for their own mistakes and still somehow gets paid.

Someone: Are you a Programmer?
Me: Yes.
Someone: Prove it then.
Me: CTRL + C, CTRL + V.

by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

programmer socks

Those white and blue/pink striped socks femboys wear. Seeing as how a vast majority of programmers are joked to be furries or femboys, that's where this saying gets it's origin.

Twink A: Babe you look really good in your programmer socks, wanna put them on for me?
Twink B: Sure! UwU

by AlecButActuallyLance May 4, 2022

Programmer

pro·gram·mer (n) An organism capable of converting caffeine into code.

Programmer A "You started on that program yet? When's it due anyway?"

Programmer B "Nah, not yet, and its due tomorrow morning at eight!"

Programmer A "Damn, you gonna get it done in time?"

Programmer B "Yeah, I've got a bottle of Stacker II's and a pot of coffee, I should be fine."

by its_allgood December 9, 2005

programmer's tan

The pasty white tan of a person who works over eighty hours a week and never gets any sun.

Bill's been doing a lot of hours lately -- he's really working on his programmer's tan.

by Mike Ellis April 9, 2004