Glazed Pretzel

When a woman puts her legs behind her head (like a pretzel) and men bukkake on her (giving it a glazed appearance).

The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.

"Ms. Teddy Bear does the glazed pretzel for cheap."

by Yuri Andropov July 22, 2016

Boob Pretzel

when you bite off the bottom peace of a pretzel and turn it upside down.

That pretzel looks like some tits. woah. boob pretzel.

by jhanny November 29, 2016

Chinese pretzel

When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.

I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.

by Frankfrink December 7, 2016

Man pretzel

A large penis in tighty whities.

Did you see that guys man pretzel when he took off his shorts in the locker room?

by Mr.dizzle August 13, 2017

My Pretzel

One of your closest friends. Someone you’d never leave even if you had a massive fight.

I thought you had a fight with her?
Yeh but she’s my pretzel.

by Mr Urban March 1, 2019

sleeping pretzel

When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.

I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...

by Troll account March 15, 2019

nebraskan pretzel rod

The act of eating lots of corn before shitting and smearing it on your dick making look like a pretzel rod and fucking a girl

“Yesterday I was preparing to do the Nebraskan pretzel rod on my girlfriend”

by Slender Nugga October 18, 2019