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porch apocalypse

When the weather starts to get warm people start having house parties and inevitably too many dorks wander out onto their balcony and the damn thing collapses and people die.
Quoted from Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, web author.
by KJS August 18, 2005
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Porch Fratting

The act of broing out in the company of bros on the front lawn and or porch of a fraternity house. Activities include sitting, bags (cornhole), football throwing, frisbee, listening to music and hanging out with ladies. A strict dress code is enforced. Shorts are required to be no longer than the tops of the knee and may not have cargo pockets. Collard polos are not required however advisable. Accessories include items such as; boat shoes, ray-bans, frat-strap (croakie), and any other nautical themed items. The easiest way to produce an acceptable music playlist is to use the itunes genius and start with any Jack Johnson or Dave Matthew's song.
Hey bro, why don't you call up the ladies we're all getting ready to go porch fratting. I'm gonna be a sec because I'm not looking to frat it up without my new polo and sperrys.
by Porch Fratting Chair April 15, 2009
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Porch Gorilla

Noun- A fat person of the negro race sitting on front porch drinking grape soda, hennesy, eating watermelons while subjecting other porch monkeys to eating bananas. Can be found, rarely, in albino colors most often in trailer parks.

Noun-A disgustingly fat black person.

Noun-A fat person preferably a negro.

See also porch monkey
1."Man dude I almost crap myself when I drove by a band of Porch Gorillas the other day."

2."Look at that Chunky Porch Gorilla there."

3."Hey look a porch monkey!"
"That's no porch monkey, that's a porch gorilla!"
by Pedophiles United May 10, 2010
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Pornhub.com

The reason that the world exists. A Canadian porn site that is one of the most popular in the world. It has a great selection of categories and pictures. Pornhub!
I cracked a blanket after using Pornhub.com
by massivetraps25 November 13, 2017
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Jumped Off The Porch

by quackerflack April 22, 2021
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Canadian Porch Swing

A "Canadian Porch Swing" is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.
Tracey and Terri were doing a Canadian Porch Swing, on their front porch and got themselves arrested.
by Barrack Bush July 8, 2014
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porched

To be pretty pissed off. Not 100% pissed off, probably about 70%
I cannot believe that idiot left the oven on all day AGAIN. Porched.
by Mark Hooper February 14, 2008
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