Pontus

Pontus has a big cock, and is sweet.

He makes Savannah go crazy.

”Oh wow, you are such a Pontus”

by fantomasgurl October 4, 2018

pontoon animal

A fat obese chick resembling a large animal.

Holy poop that bitch is a pontoon animal

by Wada November 19, 2005

Pontatoes

jumping up and down on world of warcraft and ignoring your girlfriend

my girlfriend : i wanna cuddle
me : pontatoes!

by ImSmokeyTheBear September 27, 2011

olivia pontiff

girl i want to come with me to prom

Hey olivia pontiff will you go to prom with me?

by PeterRabbit March 22, 2009

Pontiac_GTP

A term to describe queer fanbois.

Pontiac_GTP sucks at life: all he does is say how great ATI is.

by anonymous April 24, 2004

pontoone

Similar to poontang but fat. If you wanna get some pontoone it means you want some fat pussy.

Derived from pontoone boats etc.

Big billy, Lets go to the trailer park and get us some good o'l pontoone.

by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003

pontificates

to stomp with one's shoe

Mr. White Key pontificates arachnids.

by kimiandkristin December 26, 2010