Shit Poking

verb; another word for anal sex

1: hey bro want to shit poke?
2: yeah, I love shit poking

by ReaboUD April 29, 2022

Poping

Verb

The act of flicking or spraying water at a person using any water source.

Derived from the act of the Priest using the Holy Water Stick to wash away the sins during mass.

Quit poping me with that bottle of water bitch!!!

by Etrayu February 8, 2008

Global Porning

The mass takeover of the world by porn, resulting in nobody leaving their computers or tvs due to being completely infatuated with porn.

I'm wacking off, my parents are in the other room masturbating, my grandparents are fapping in their tombs. We're experiencing global porning.

by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010

pwning

1. Adjective; present participle of "pwn".

2. Fraudulent PMs written in humour at Rich's expense.

3.) To be Bramp-core.

Jordan was pwning Richard, who then asked for a definition.

by Bramphousian January 14, 2004

Poping

The act of being up all night feverish and pooping from both ends.

Due to uncontrollable poping, John will be forced to miss work today.

by George Devore November 18, 2007

poking on face

when you "poke" someone you are saying that you wanna have sex with them

"yeah, we were poking on facebook"
"you really think he wants too fuck you?"
"yeah deffinitely!"

by kriskins February 14, 2009

ponning

Using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. Other forms of liquor may be used, as well as other orifices.

Derived as a shortened version of "tamponning."

I think Kevin K is drunk, but he's not drinking! He must be ponning.

by Lance S. July 22, 2011