by joshuah! September 28, 2006
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Last night i drank so much tequila that when i woke up, i had to fart but ended up playing plinko in front of my parents at the breakfast table, and my dog thought it was a whisker biscuit and ate it.
by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005
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a state of physical/mental fitness at which a person can perform a given task most effectively. a person will be off their playing weight due to many factors.
Physical fitness:
"Hey let's play basketball tomorrow." "Okay, but not for too long, I'm not at my playing weight."
Mental fitness:
"David just had a tough breakup, and he's not ready to date yet. He hasn't been single in so long, he needs to meet some girls at bars and get back to his playing weight."
Skill sharpness:
"I can't play poker yet. Let me have a couple of beers so I can get to my playing weight."
"Hey let's play basketball tomorrow." "Okay, but not for too long, I'm not at my playing weight."
Mental fitness:
"David just had a tough breakup, and he's not ready to date yet. He hasn't been single in so long, he needs to meet some girls at bars and get back to his playing weight."
Skill sharpness:
"I can't play poker yet. Let me have a couple of beers so I can get to my playing weight."
by Papa Nooch December 30, 2008
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kid: we were playing videogames.
parent: oh, sounds like fun!
kid: we were playing videogames.
parent: oh, sounds like fun!
by 5150 August 1, 2004
Get the playing videogames mug.To open your mouth wide,closing eyes and hoping you dont get full facial, and..for some of you..pretending you like it.
by ChristinaG August 29, 2005
Get the playing catch mug.Playing Mormon baseball refers to the extremely mild "sexual" acts that Mormons engage in with each other, such as, but not limited to:
Eye contact, light banter, holding hands (NO INTERLACING FINGERS! THAT'S FOR SLUTS AND WHORES), sitting next to each other in church, buying each other promise rings, making rice crispy squares, separated hugging, and, in extreme cases, aggressive spooning.
Eye contact, light banter, holding hands (NO INTERLACING FINGERS! THAT'S FOR SLUTS AND WHORES), sitting next to each other in church, buying each other promise rings, making rice crispy squares, separated hugging, and, in extreme cases, aggressive spooning.
I could hear Elder Drew and Sharron playing Mormon baseball last night in the other room. I think they were watching 19 Kids and Counting on the couch together!
by BigPapaJon January 20, 2011
Get the playing Mormon baseball mug.A sexual phenomenon in which instead of following the normal base system of sex, a person skips first and third base entirely and goes from second, to home base. Thus changing the game from baseball to cricket.
"so did you hear that Paco said he was playing cricket with his best friend's sister at a sleepover?"
"No, what a douche, though..."
"No, what a douche, though..."
by Chag1501.97 July 19, 2012
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