pinksockectomy

Hemorrhoid surgery. May be the removal of regular hemorrhoids or a more significant pink sock brought on by excessive anal plundering.

I can't wait to heal up from my pinksockectomy. When I do I'm going to let Michael take my smooth tight shit for a test ride.

by marzie918 June 11, 2015

Pink Padded Penis Wallet

A woman's vagina; the place where a man likes to store his most precious possession.

Sarah has the best pink padded penis wallet even, total security!

by MJGeezy August 27, 2009

Pink Knighthood

When a gay man is on his knees about to give head, the intended recipient slaps his semi erect penis on each shoulder as if knighting the blower for his services to men. Often accompanied by the phrase "I dub thee sir cock sucker"

After years of being curious, Brian finally became a knight of the pink realm after Simon slapped his pork sword on both of his shoulders before giving him a mouthful of man fat.

He was glad he had received his "Pink Knighthood" from the "Queen".

by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009

Pink Puff Syndrome

So named for the Dreaded Pink puff of Final Fantasy 4, which had a very small chance of dropping its tail when defeated.

Sufferers of pink puff syndrome are unable to stop repeating task regarded as a grind in the hopes that eventually they will be rewarded for their effort by the random number generator.

The player was 0/200 on the random monster drops, but his pink puff syndrome kept him trying.

by Forgottenandlost May 8, 2010

Pink ID

When adding ketchup to a home made burger; therefore, the end result being the grease, bread, and ketchup fusing. Making a pink dough which then takes the shape of your finger prints.

Next time Ima just go to MickyD's to avoid getting a Pink ID.

by Swallow & Cradle November 2, 2010

Pink Willy

Equivalent to a wet willy but only difference is one must extract fluid from vagina and then stick it in someones ear. Good way for a girl to gross out your man

After sex having sex with my girl, bitch had the nerve to give me a pink willy. I almost threw up.

by Micro1 December 1, 2010

Pink Pillow

During anal intercourse, a Pink Pillow is the act of giving it to the girl too roughly, losing control and having your dick slip out. This causes the girl's "anus" to fall out appearing to be a Pink Pillow.

Guy 1: Dude I was fucking this girl last night and gave her a Pink Pillow.. It was awesome.

Guy 2: Wow dude... Your fucked up.

Guy from Holland: Dude I just want to nom on that Pink Pillow everytime I do it to a girl

by Alicantinian November 29, 2011