Fighter pilot

Car with a manual or "standard" transmission. The opposite of "slush box" or automatic transmission.

That little bitch won't answer phone calls and only texts, can't drive fighter pilot only rides slush box.

by Smokycrackpipe February 6, 2022

Sloppy Pilot

It is a blumkin on a plane, that is...getting a blow job, in the bathroom of a plane, while taking a dump.

"The best blumpkin I have ever received was one time, i got a sloppy pilot."

by FilthyRich1989 October 29, 2022

arab pilot

An unreliable plane flyer who has a 50% chance or more of going up down kaboom. They always pray to Allah and carry a large black bag with them.

Speaker 1: ay bro, i heard that our flight has an arab pilot on it, i dont want 9/11 v2
Speaker 2: shit bruh, im dippin', im not tryna die today

by Curry monkey September 23, 2023

Satellite pilot

Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.

Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.

Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.

by Evitabl January 29, 2024

Armchair pilot

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git

I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks

by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024

crappy pilot

Someone who is very similar to Tristern Mccan

He's so silly, he's such a crappy pilot.

by ShinryBart April 3, 2024

Bonda Pilot

Referring to the 2nd generation Honda Pilot, with a production range spanning from the years 2009-2015, which is objectively superior to the pilots of other generations with their spacious cabins and aggressive and capable design. Widely considered to be one of the vehicles of all time

Jackson: "Yo Jonah, look over there, there's a Bonda Pilot!"
Jonah: "There is?? Those lucky ducks..."
Jackson: "We're riding in one too! Nolan, why is the wheel wobbling??"
Nolan: "It's a feature, not a bug"

by Gedagedigadagdao December 21, 2024