pizza cancer

The act of eating way to much pizza and reaching a point of regret in which throwing up feels imminent. Pizza cancer is often achieved at a pizza buffet with extra greasy pizza.

Guy 1: What's wrong with Bill he looks like he's about to die?

Guy 2: He's fine he just got pizza cancer at lunch.

by cap'n hook December 31, 2012

pizza parker

The man who won't eat his vegetables EVER!!!!!
Do not ask him to eat vegetables warning. HE WILL SHOOT YOU.

Uncle Ben asked Pizza Parker to eat his vegetables, he then realized his mistake as Pizza Parker shoves a 9mm pistol into the back of his throat and wasted him.

by VeeREx February 2, 2018

Pizza party classroom

The classrooms with the extra special kids that receive pizza party every Friday

You're so fucking dumb you belong in a pizza party classroom

by Pizzapartyman February 4, 2020

Pizza game

The pizza game is a sport in which male competitors stand in a circle around a pizza. Competition begins and the participants masturbate as quickly as possible. The competitors attempt to shoot their load quickly because the last player to cum is required to eat the pizza.

see also bagel game, butan

The pizza game is enjoyed by fraternities across America.

by Nathan January 27, 2005

pizza hopping

to traverse from pizzeria to pizzeria and progressivly become more full and possibly obese

"Hey Nicole, I got the munchies.."
"I know! Let's go Pizza Hopping!"
"Will I get drunk?"
"Nope, only full.. and possibly obese!"
"Awesome."

by U.P.S. October 7, 2007

pizza poisoning

Failure to accomplish something after eating pizza. Usually large quantities of pizza is consumed. A sort of jinx brought about from eating pizza.

I can't believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. It must be pizza poisoning.

by shomaster October 16, 2007

Pizza roofie

The practice of pizza delivery drivers compressing a pizza box so that the chess from the pizza sticks to the roof of the box. This practice usually occurs when a customer has a history of not tipping drivers.

I was too broke to tip the pizza guy last time so the next time I ordered I got a pizza roofie.

by jjm-uwf September 27, 2008