Phil swift 

He can patch, bond seal and repair anything

I need to Phil swift a wall right now

Phil swift by dudperfect October 15, 2018

Phil Swift 

a man who likes to slap tape on things, dip tools in glue, and saw boats in half

"Phil Swift here from Flex Tape"

datsalotadamidge.

Phil Swift by BigBirdInJapan December 9, 2018

Phil Collins 

Man. How he is hated on. He is playing my city tonight. I can hear each song. If there is a musical bourgoisie it sure is against anything remotely Collinsish.

Give that man a break. He deserves credit for writing tunes no matter if you like them or not. He loves Motown just like you. And he's a fucking drummer.

You can't hurry love
Groovy kind of love
Easy Lover
Two hearts
I never liked Phil Collins. But he sure knew how to write tunes. Respect to that.

Phil Collins by Krkič June 24, 2019

Phil Murphy 

When you glue Googly eyes to your nuts, to make your junk look like a face.

When I put googly eyes on my nut sack my junk looked like Phil Murphy.

Phil Murphy by Phil Murphy November 13, 2021

phil mickelson 

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.

2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.

3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks.

2. Phil Mickelson sucks.

3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.

phil mickelson by bob March 31, 2005

phil-job 

When the user puts two chopsticks horizontal on both sides of "the shaft', held in place by a rubber band. Then proceed to roll up and down as if rolling out sugar cookie dough. To prevent chafing or irritation, use saliva as lubrication.

Dan: Hey, man where's my chopsticks?
Jaden: One sec, I'm giving myself a "phil-job".

phil-job by PDaniel February 22, 2011

Phil Hogan 

Father of Thomas he is loved by all friends of his own and Thomas'. Originates from African Tribe's and is the boss of the Mafia.
Thomas loves dancing around him naked as it is tradition in the Hogan Household. Even Purple Aki is scared of him.

I was walking down the road when i was confronted by "Phil Hogan" when i was asked to drop the pant and start dancing.

Phil Hogan by TRobbo17 November 10, 2013