Petsplaining

The futile endeavor of explaining to your pets what they did wrong and expecting them to understand.

I explained to my puppy why it was wrong for him to pee on the carpet. Two hours later he peed on the carpet again. I should have realized petsplaining doesn’t work.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022

Pettheore

A person who doesn't eat pets.

I don't eat cats, i'm a pettheore.

by PenisInspector27 February 10, 2022

Pettaz

The informal or roadman way of saying Petrol/fuel!

Pettaz prices are sky high man!

by Taro Baap! February 24, 2022

Petters

The opposite of butters. When someone is a leng ting. They are petters. When you want someone to pet you, they are petters.

Idiot 1: Did you see that girl
Idiot 2: Yeah she was petters bro.

by Jonno69420 February 25, 2022

petsist

Hate and/or discrimination against specific breed of/or certain races of animals.

That mans petsist he wouldn’t throw that dog of the bridge but he would throw that cat off. (He is also ginger)

by Sadly mistaken for a jew March 21, 2022

peetsa

better version of pizza

Hey can we order peetsa?

by peetsaisgoodfru March 27, 2022

Petter Granlund

A hobo

guy 1: Damn what a "Petter Granlund"
guy 2: I know right such a hobo
guy 3: what the fuck is a "Petter Granlund"?

by BebeYoda March 31, 2022