Pervert’s Apron

Also known as the soul patch, mouche, or jazz dab, the Pervert’s Apron is a small strip of hair underneath the lip on an otherwise clean shaven face. A moustache is however permitted, which the completes the Pervert’s Apron and Pervert’s Umbrella Combo.
I have gone down a strange internet hole looking at celebrity Pervert’s Aprons.
by banyeezy May 25, 2022
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straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.
Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
by Weeabob November 28, 2016
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Pink pervert

A pink pervert is commonly used to belittle an otherwise perfect gentleman.
by Fraudochlafelure December 09, 2018
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Wall Pervert

A "wall pervert" is a humorous way to refer to someone that can have voyeur tendencies such as accidentally stumbling into a situational "private" moment and knows to leave but decides to stay and continue to watch as the person continues to do their private act thinking no one is aware and watching.

Reference to the repeal of the The Patriot Act that removed the "wall" that prevented our law-enforcement and foreign counterintelligence investigators from sharing information and gives intelligence officials and law-enforcement officers the necessary tools to identify, apprehend, and prosecute terrorists within our borders. The repeal of this law was done as the violation of the 4th amendment and weakening the protection of civil liberties. However, such access continue to persist as repealed and gagged ordered as a further continued violation into the personal lives of Americans and done without the consideration of ethics and its unlawful practice and perhaps personal advantageousness.
Bro, man we were snickering when Joe told us he saw Pete through his bedroom window masturbating and decided to continue watching. Dude, how embarrassing for Pete and that wall pervert is telling everyone about the experience.

This chick I met recently is kinky and said she likes watching others have sex when they are not aware. Her wall pervert revelation is a real turn-on to me.

Some conservative people are uptight about real life and think wall perverts and deviants are worse than them but I'm not buying that comment.
by Underdog Advocate August 17, 2023
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Free speech pervert

Free speech perverts are cool people who advocate for free speech.
A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: I’m hurt that you called my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!
by God A4 July 10, 2022
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Free speech pervert

A very cool person who advocates for free speech.
A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: You hurt me by calling my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!
by God A4 July 10, 2022
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A Pervert

you*

don't you fucking deny it
if you wanted a real definition, you'd use dictionary.com

*and me...
P1: Heard Caleb was tryna look into one slut's t-shirt the other day
P2: Damn, what a pervert
P1: I know right?

P2:
P1:

P1: He sent me a picture you wanna see?
P2: Hell yeah
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken April 27, 2022
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