perennial loser

one who sucks all of the time and will never have a great moment in their life

Matt Damon is a perennial loser.

by supernicknf June 14, 2019

my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.

*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”

by reece10i March 16, 2021

Mr. Perennial

A Plant Man, Mr Perennial explores the natural world, and collects seeds on the way. Also known as Eddie, Mr. Perennial grows and distributes plants and plant merchandise from his home area in Toledo, OH.

"Where do you buy your flowers from?"
"Oh, I buy them from Mr. Perennial in Toledo!"

by MrPerennialFan April 15, 2021

Perpetrator

1.A friend who oversteps his/her boundries when it comes to matters of money, personal items, or the opposite sex

2.A person who tries to create an imtimate relationship with a group of friends not carring the consequences of his/her actions.

1. John-"Hey how you doing my name John. Whats your?"

Tyrone- (in head) "I know this nigga seen me walk up to her and spit at her first. This nigga perpetrating."

2. John-"Wait, you fucked Crystal?"

Tyrone- "Yeah, why?"

John-"I fucked her too. I know she know we homies...unless she want the whole team to hit?"

Tyrone- "We have a perpetrator."

by Dicky Longford May 1, 2010

perpetrator

to claim membership in an exclusive organization such as a fraternity or sorority without actually being a member. To go as far as to purchase wearing apparel (paraphernalia) to keep up the facade.

Joe was in fear of his life once it was discovered he was a perpetrator who had falsified a claim to membership in the Omega fraternity.

by arch-overlord December 16, 2009

111-Percentile

n. The valedictorians and overachievers. Those that would "bite someone's ear off to get that extra academic inch on God's green earth." AP classes and Key Club govern their life- which preferably is rated at a four-decimal-double-zero or higher at all times. Probably asian- unless if living in the midwest. Then caucasian. Social outcasts. Virginal.

"These kids were the 111-Percentile, and the world around them might as well have been a rainbow of grey. Stressed, sullen, and stricken with grief/brilliance, these academic angels were the bottom rung of society here... Irony personified."

by Robert Akins April 17, 2006

five percenter

Only an estimated five percent of real men exist in the world. Those who know how and will succeed in the most efficient way possible.

Five percenter's are the new minority...not everybody's ready for that life!

by lucky lefty August 7, 2014