Pedo

A sick motherfucker gay or lesbian older than you. Who prays on young children and does weird stuff to them.

Dicky Are you alone
Kid yes why

Dicky want me to take you home
kid no you sick motherfucker
dicky I give you money
kid ok
kid are you a pedo
dicky no

by seen M. November 17, 2019

Pedo

A mythical creature that relates to wolves here on the Earth; said to have eaten children generally around the ages of 4-10 at night during their sleep

The Pedo came and ate her baby.

by Mawl October 28, 2012

pedo

weirdo who is sexually attracted to children.usually go for younger children.

GUY1:ewww...wtf is that old guy doin by the play ground?
GUY#2: dunno, maby he's a pedo

by ЅЗΤ.....® October 5, 2008

pedobear

To creep and prey upon small children; Canning Sinclair Bell

Hey look whos hiding in that bush behind the chuck.E.cheese! its the pedobear!

by shmex January 24, 2011

pedo-fuck

A combination of words meaning pedophile and dumbfuck usually in direct relation to a dumbfuck having sexual relations with a minor

"Kris, you Pedo-Fuck, what the hell were you thinking man? She's only 16!!!"

by Joe Blakk November 26, 2005

Pedobear Approves

1) A great thing to shout when you like something

2) A grat thing to text when you are sexting

-Referring to the infamous Pedobear

1) Pedophile: Get in my van, little girl! I have canddyyy!

Little Girl: Okay!

Pedophile: Pedobear Approves! :D

2) Pedophile: What are you wearing?

Teenager: nothing im so wet right now

Pedophile: Pedobear Approves! :D

by Mister Fucker July 23, 2011

Pardo

v. The act of causing accidental pain or grief to someone in nearby vicinity. Can also be applied to nearby objects or possessions.

(past tense: Pardoed)

Don't leave that coffee too close to me, because I may pardo you.

I'm sorry I pardoed you last night by running over your cat.

by USA2000Gold October 28, 2009