pecker popper

to put an object like a pen in your dickhole and pop your prostate gland.

by john April 25, 2003

pecker head

some one whos head is looks more like a dick then a dik head

omg look at that kid he is such a pecker head

by karatekick31 July 11, 2008

orange pencil pecker

Stormy’s special secret nickname for the Orange One’s junk.

Well it looks like his orange pencil pecker has needed to take a bit of a break from all that fake news coverage.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 08, 2019

tiny little pecker

a small ass dick

That boy had a tiny little pecker.

by I_AM_BACK_BITCH March 26, 2004

Dead pecker bench

The long wooden bench outside of a country store in the south. Where old men gather.

Grandpa and all his buddies were sittin on the dead pecker bench talking about the war.

by soapdonkey April 19, 2015

tiny little pecker

a penis that looks like a cheeto with two dried raisins.

There was this guy named adam who had a tiny little pecker.

by Bob has a tiny little pecker February 02, 2004

Dog Pecker Gnat

A dude that is always around. A person nobody really likes that is always present or appears in a particular circle of friends, bugging, bothering or annoying. Never going away even after constant "swating".

I can't believe Tom is at the party, he's like a Goddamn Dog Pecker Gnat. He fuckin' bothers me.

by Marc B.Matthews July 11, 2006