Pestilence

A bipolar obese man who terrorizes his family

"The two were getting out of the house in fear that they would be overcome by pestilence"

by Samuel Wesson September 12, 2021

Pestilence

Something that will never really quit pestering people, no matter who tells you it will end if you wear a mask or get a shot, or fall in line to do everything else you are told, such as a deadly virus.

The pestilence awakened in the darkness of people's dreams about what they weren't fighting for.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Pestaña

If you're name is Pestaña you're going to be trained by the THS xc team

Hey who's that legend?
Oh that's Pestaña

by Nelson Davis fan club January 13, 2022

pestogender

A shitty made up "gender" that harms the actual LGBT community and is only used by cisgender heterosexual people who want to be special.

ABC: "I identify as pestogender!"
Sane person: "You're a fucking idiot."

by Syodonim January 19, 2022

Pesterchum

Pesterchum is an erotic role-play themed IRC chat client based on a fictional client of the same name in Homestuck, a semi-popular webcomic.
On Pesterchum, users can enter "memos" and chat or role-play with other users in real time. Everybody uses this for sexual reasons, because they are all freaks.
Some notable users are "pissVriska", "voreTerezi", and "cumGamzee", all of which are the most degenerate of them all.

EB: oh, hey dave! can you believe people still unironically use pesterchum?
TG: shut the fuck up john nobody gives a shit
CT: D --> I am very much enjoying this e%quisite erotic musclebeast role-play.

by cubicSimulation February 8, 2022

Pestrent

(Pestrented = past tense) (Pestrenting = current tense) (Pestrent = future tense)

To make fun of and/or to humiliate someone unknowingly.

James was Pestrented at the speech.

My dog is Pestrenting me at the vet.
"I hope my mum doesn't Pestrent me at the opera"

by JeLopt February 25, 2022

pestolinguini espachini

a type of food only the mario brothers eat, goodluck finding the recipe :)

ay mario we should have some of the special linguini
ah of course
the pestolinguini espachini

by genderfluidrokey March 2, 2022