A game lesbians often play when bored or unamused. Similar the children's game "rock, paper, scissors", but instead refers to "rock" as fisting, "paper" as fingering, and "vagina" as scissoring.
Lesbian 1: "I'm Bored. Ellen DeGeneres isn't on, and I've already read the Feminine Mystique three times."
Lesbian 2: "Might I interest you in a game of Rock, Paper, Vagina?"
Lesiban1: "Sure! Let me just go make a sandwich first..."
Lesbian 2: "Might I interest you in a game of Rock, Paper, Vagina?"
Lesiban1: "Sure! Let me just go make a sandwich first..."
by RQD2 July 7, 2010
Get the Rock, Paper, Vagina mug.Someone who overachieves by handing in his/her work through some kind of paper format (letters/essays, etc..) made popular by the movie 'The Other Guys'
Teacher : "Skyler was the only one to turn in his essay today, why didn't you guys turn in yours ahead of time like Skyler?
Student "PAPER BITCH!!!"
Student "PAPER BITCH!!!"
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when you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips so your finger touches your asshole and possibly goes up the asshole by "accident"
dude i was taking a wet ass shit and the toilet paper was really thin so i accidentally did a toilet paper touch
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Get the like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm mug.When one has a horrificaly messy shit and realises there is no paper, hearby using a paper-saviour to clean themselves up - eg, old train tickets, pages from a book, £10 bills. Not to be confused with paper-saver.
"The night was dark, cold and remote. I had been in this toilet for six minutes now, wondering how I could get myself out of the shitty mess I had made of my arsehole. Then I seen it. A paper-saviour in the form of an old sock, disguarded like it had no purpous on Earth anymore. 'Well it would have one more use now' I thought as I wiped away smiling."
by Martin Hunter May 3, 2006
Get the paper-saviour mug.(Verb) To be given a written motion to present at a formal meeting that is read verbatim in order to forward a political agenda. However, that motion is self-incriminating or career ruining and was meant to forward a secret objective rather than to make you look like a hero.
Sarab gave me a resolution that would have limited tuition fee increases to predictable rates. But I got padered because when I presented it, everybody accused me of siding with the administration. I think I'll join the military now that my political career is over.
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