by gamerboy2742 August 12, 2019
Get the Sleep Paralysis Demon mug.n. This sex move occurs when the man and woman are in the Missionary position, and the man somehow puts all of his strength and effort and thrusts so hard, the woman practically moans with anger and emotion, and cannot move for quite a while.
by Fruityr March 19, 2008
Get the Paralyzer mug.Related Words
Parul
• Parul Sahdev
• Parul University
• parula
• Paruldeep
• paralyzer
• parallel
• Parkland
• parallelogram
• parallel parking
Youths found on the streets of Parkland, WA ranging from ages 8 to 19. These miscreants will beat you up, steal your shit, crash your parties and tag your cars. They live for free beer, weed, and drunk PLU students. They usually congregate in the bushes on the corner of C Street and 121st; they are also often found on Garfield Street. Acronym: PY.
Note: Not all the youth found in Parkland are considered PY.
Note: Not all the youth found in Parkland are considered PY.
Cyndi: "Some Parkland Youth just tried to mug me across the street from campus."
Campus Safety Officer: "Huh that's interesting."
Campus Safety Officer: "Huh that's interesting."
by parklandia August 4, 2011
Get the Parkland Youth mug.1. Sexual intercourse involving a person who is paralysed to some degree. The paralysis must have some implication on the sex for the use of this term to really be appropriate/necessary.
Of course, when the paralysis affects the genitals of the disabled individual, paralysex is pretty fucking pointless for them, but for the other individual(s) it should feel no different to having sex with an able-bodied person.*
* The exception being sex with a genitally paralysed male, but this is quite rare anyway; I mean what are you going to do, put it in a splint? Or just squeeze it in there floppy?
2. A term used to describe sex with a person (male or female) who does not make any effort whatsoever and just lays there, so you have to do all the work.
Of course, when the paralysis affects the genitals of the disabled individual, paralysex is pretty fucking pointless for them, but for the other individual(s) it should feel no different to having sex with an able-bodied person.*
* The exception being sex with a genitally paralysed male, but this is quite rare anyway; I mean what are you going to do, put it in a splint? Or just squeeze it in there floppy?
2. A term used to describe sex with a person (male or female) who does not make any effort whatsoever and just lays there, so you have to do all the work.
1. "Hey, I fucked a disabled chick for the first time yesterday! She was paralysed from the waist down. You have to try paralysex man, it's awesome! It doesn't matter how much you suck in bed, they can't feel shit anyway! Um.. not that I suck in bed..."
2. "Dude, I had the worst lay of my life the other night. I took this girl back to mine, and everything was going great until we actually got down to it... First of all, I had to put the condom on myself; she didn't offer to do that like a girl should, ya know? And then when I was shagging her, she just laid there like a dead fish. It was so awkward! I felt like a damn necrophiliac! It was the worst case of paralysex ever."
2. "Dude, I had the worst lay of my life the other night. I took this girl back to mine, and everything was going great until we actually got down to it... First of all, I had to put the condom on myself; she didn't offer to do that like a girl should, ya know? And then when I was shagging her, she just laid there like a dead fish. It was so awkward! I felt like a damn necrophiliac! It was the worst case of paralysex ever."
by [matt] October 15, 2008
Get the paralysex mug.They are so Paralysis.
by Koki K January 27, 2008
Get the Paralysis mug.If there were parallel universes, then wouldn't they be multiverses?
by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005
Get the Parallel Universes mug.A stupid world made by a guy named Jason. It's based in a text sort've world. Where you walk around doing nothing. It's pointless and stupid. Just a world of nothing important. And well it just sucks.
by TridenT March 22, 2005
Get the Paralopia mug.