Verse paradox 

1. The change of mentality after being in absorption and or an environment of prominent individuals
2. The action of changing your conduct and behavior due to notoriety given by individuals of higher superiority through manipulation

John: "Have you heard about Vinny? Turns out he's in the verse paradox"

Verse paradox by foundsaucyalt November 6, 2022

Satan's Paradox 

when you cannot enter or a exit a store, usually one in a mall that has small store spaces, dude to the fact that there groups of people standing in every aisle.

I wanted to buy something from hottopic but the store was so damn small, fucking satan's paradox got to me and i just left.

Satan's Paradox by kelto December 27, 2008

The Newman Paradox 

The way by which you can both be working and procrastinating at the same time.

Newman- I'm in my friend's room "doing work." And by doing work I mean procrastinating. And by procrastinating I mean doing work.
Jill- Good job, we'll call it the Newman Paradox.

The Newman Paradox by knightviper56 November 29, 2011

PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX 

You walk into a strip club flush with cash.Beautiful women take their clothes off and dance for you.One in particular
catches your eye.She's hot...charming...smart...and seemingly
level-headed.You know it's too good to be true.So does she.
Remember you're in a STRIP CLUB.You're paying women to behave
like their real-world polar opposite.She moves in...with her kid.Has yours.You're FUCKED.

INVESTMENT BANKER 1:"I've taken Mylene to dinner a coupla' times outside of this place.I'm thinkin' I might move her in.

IB2:"You'll beee sooorrry!Have'nt you ever heard of PSP?"

IB1:"PSP?"

IB2:"PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX.She's on her best behavior...until she moves in.Then
the fangs and the claws come out.
Been there."

PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX by L.MARTIN January 29, 2006

Geli-Paradox

The state in which one is extremely hungry but much to tired to get up and actually satisfy the urge.

G- Omg I don't know what is my bigger issue, my hunger or my Sleepiness.

J- You are exibiting the Geli-Paradox and you should just go to sleep!

Geli-Paradox by _JSA July 20, 2010

chatters paradox 

Refrencing the situation when two or more people are chatting in an instant messaging application, when both parties begin writing a message at around the same time, and both parties stop writing to allow the other to go first.
This leaves a semi-awkward situation known as the chatters paradox.

you: hi
them: hi
them...is writing a message
you...are writing a message

you: hi
them: hi
*2.5 minute silence*
you: chatters paradox?
them: haha yeah :-P

chatters paradox by theelous3 November 9, 2011

jing paradox 

A phenomenon where the subject is mathematically ensured a safe trip but is victim of some twist of fate resulting in utter raging and disappointment in the concept of math.

A:DUDE!I PICKED OUT THE BAD APPLE 3 TIMES IN A ROW!FROM A BATCH OF 100 APPLES!WTF MAN!
B: Looks like u just experienced the Jing Paradox.

jing paradox by dude24564578679 March 13, 2014