Hosting a parade

Taking 7-12 capsules of Kratom, preferably supernova from the smoke shop on middlebelt and ann arbor trail

We are hosting a parade at 7.

by The sickiest guy alive February 9, 2015

Sausage parade

Three or more men all wearing illy hats while walking around jerking each other off while in a conga line. Doesn't count as a sausage parade if hats arnt worn.

Man, if their not wearing them silly hats it's not a sausage parade it's just some gay shit.

by Karen from rothwell. November 6, 2020

Pebble Parade

When a series of small turd nuggets fall out of a person's pant leg on their way to the toilet.

Jeremy threw a pebble parade after drinking 4 cups of coffee

by thespaceoutcadet June 16, 2025

Fail Parade

when a series of things that could go wrong do, causing the day or week or lifetime to be a complete and utter failure.

1 - Shit man, what are the odds that many things would go wrong?
2 - yeah, classic Fail Parade.

by Electric Whizbanger 9001 June 11, 2018

Easter Parade

Easter parade's are commonly celebrations full of gaiety and pastel colors. This is a phrase used to refer primarily to flamingly gay men.

"He's as gay as the Easter Parade."

"He's leading/marching in/news casting for/working the sausage cart at/tethering balloons at the Easter Parade."

by lemonJ March 15, 2009

parade buddy

When you give a guy a blowjob (usually at gay pride) in front of everyone.

Wait did you just give that guy a blowjob, in front of everyone?
-yes he's my parade buddy

by emili4 January 26, 2021

meatball parade

when your about to give multiple blowjobs, because you are about to meat their balls

"oh tonights gonna be crazy, its gonna be a meatball parade"

by NUGGETSSSSSS April 23, 2017