A unit of measurement slightly larger than an inch, used to determine the size of human fecal matter.
by Onehorribleidea June 22, 2022
Get the Pankey mug.“Damn Paddy. Why you running late?” “Sorry guys. I’m totally parked in! Give me like 10 minutes to take care of this.”
by Johnnie the Stick July 6, 2022
Get the Parked In mug.Having a massive hard on. Things are so bad that you can’t even leave your room. Worse than being bricked up.
“Yo, where’s Harry?”
“I’m telling you my guy’s parked in. He’s definitely going to be late to work again. Needs to work those feelings out!”
“I’m telling you my guy’s parked in. He’s definitely going to be late to work again. Needs to work those feelings out!”
by Johnnie the Stick July 14, 2022
Get the Parked In mug.by SloffAlford1 November 25, 2022
Get the paned skidoo mug.I had no I idea I was going to get parked before work, but I hoped it happens everyday for the rest of my life.
by Mellyjelly5116 September 27, 2022
Get the Parked mug.A slang or term used for someone that's been killed/murdered, especially from gang-related violence. The term “packed up” refers to “packing” up the victim in a body bag or casket.
Roger: Did you hear what happened to TJ last night? He tried to show his new gang that he can hang!
Bryce: So? Isn't that what new gang members are supposed to do?
Roger: Well, he DID show he can hang, but they left HIM hanging when one of their opps popped him. He got shot in the leg, his gang left him behind, the opps walked over, and he got packed up.
Bryce: That's just horrible! TJ was such a good kid! Too bad he got caught up with the wrong people. Hope his Mum is alright!
Bryce: So? Isn't that what new gang members are supposed to do?
Roger: Well, he DID show he can hang, but they left HIM hanging when one of their opps popped him. He got shot in the leg, his gang left him behind, the opps walked over, and he got packed up.
Bryce: That's just horrible! TJ was such a good kid! Too bad he got caught up with the wrong people. Hope his Mum is alright!
by JJMAC_123 May 11, 2023
Get the Packed Up mug.Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.
He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !
Long live the Machine !
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