Panda Swag

When a person who has swag has a super sweet demeanor, is easy to talk to, and likes to cuddle.

Guy 1: Man, that girl is so nice.
Guy 2: I know man, she's got panda swag.

Girl: You're such a a romantic.
Guy: I know, I've got that panda swag.

by blksuperhombre January 5, 2012

Pancake Mix

Pancake Mix is the word adults use to talk about ejaculation or semen cum.

1. It looks like that girl over there left some pancake mix on her shirt! Yikes!
2. Her breath smells like pancake mix.

by coachE February 3, 2019

Water Panda (Aqueous pandias)

The Water Panda, also known by its scientific name (Aqueous pandias) is a rare indigenous creature known to reside in the small oasis of Umbrella Falls, Guyana. The Water Panda, to date, has only been seen 3-7 times in its natural habitat. The history of the Water Panda dates back to the beginning of time. Currently, there are 3 different species of aquatic pandas classified by the WPCP Water Panda Conservation Project. The fresh water panda, salt water panda and the aquatic polar panda. All of which share very similar characteristics. The Water panda mainly eats shoots and leaves but loves apples (only red ones) as well as watermelon push-pops and hate asparagus.

1. A Water Panda (Aqueous pandias) walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want an apple and watermelon push-pop, make it red and hold the asparagus." The barman took his order and the Water Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter brought over the meal, the Water Panda ate it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Water Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: "What the hell?!!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Water Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his Urban dictionary and after a while he found 'Water Panda' and quickly read the definition...

WATER PANDA: 1. A badass black and white bear native to Guyana, Eats shoots and leaves.

by DFresh03 December 29, 2010

My Panda Shall Fly

My Panda Shall Fly (MPSF) is an American heavy metal band from Los Angeles, California, formed in 1962. MPSF rose to international fame in the 1980s and was ranked as one of the "Big Four of Thrash," along with Metallica, Slayer, and Anthrax, who were responsible for creating, developing and popularizing the thrash metal sub-genre.

My Panda Shall Fly is kinda the best band in da world.

by merryman November 25, 2010

Canadien pancake

When you wrap a pancake around your scrodom and pour maple syrup over your pancake weiner. Then your sexual partner munches and sucks on your sticky pancake penis.

Jared had a lovely evening using a pancake he stole from an ihop in vancouver. He wrapped it around his penis and his fatass bea tiffany poured syrup on it and ate that dick. Screaming "i love canadien pancakes".

by Juicybigsausage March 9, 2015

puking panda

Puking after excessive use of alchohol or drugs. Puking Panda refers to a person.

Oh snap!! Puking Panda is at it again, he shouldn't of smoked that 5g blunt by himself.

by Kenman864 July 20, 2008

pandacorn

A rare animal resulting from the breeding of a unicorn and a panda bear. Some say that this animal proves the existence of unicorns. Sadly, pandacorns are born sterile and cannot reproduce, much like a mule.

Wow, there's a pandacorn.

by Abigail Richerson July 14, 2007