Pump University

A university for all Harvard or all university drop-outs. The main reason people go here is because of the one and only professor himself, Lil Pump.

-I wanna be a Pump University student on day!
-Tough luck!

by jaygemi March 25, 2019

pump the septik tank

To recieve falacio while perched upon a crapper and laying down a nice deuce.

So are you girls down to pump the septik tank?

by 504 boys January 12, 2009

Pump man

A man that does rape for hire jobs. He enjoys his work but his main motivation is money. They are also often hit men.

John is a pump man.

by Deep blue 2012 November 2, 2009

Pump and Dump

When your wife/girlfriend is breast feeding your newborn and your balls deep in her.

Last night when I was ready to go Charleen was giving the baby the boob, so I went to work and gave her the pump and dump

by The Operator July 24, 2018

Pump Fake

When a woman is willing to give up sex to a man, they both get naked and the man pretends like he is going to make love to her. Instead, he inserts his penis into her vagina for a moment only, and passes out instead.

That bitch got so pissed when i gave her the old pump fake, i was too drunk to get off.

by JayTeeMoney December 12, 2006

pump hump

To kill an enemy with a pump action shotgun or any shotgun in a video game.

I was lying on the ground sniping and this faggot ran up on me and pump humped me from behind.

by compactification May 11, 2009

pump action shotgun

when you want to have sex fast

you: hey babe you wanna make tonight a special night

babe:yeah i wanna do it pump action shotgun

by zebaba November 8, 2011