Princess Chair

A sexual position that involves a man sitting down with the woman sitting on his lap as if she was sitting on a chair.

Hey, I gotta pretty stiff crank right now, wanna sit in your princess chair?

by cheesefingerb October 7, 2011

prison flea

Slang used to described a woman who's into "bad boy" types and is in and out of relationships with men who have been in prison or had trouble with the law.

The "flea" part describes how she hops from ex-con to thug.

Rick: I thought Lucy was dating regular guys?
Steve: Are you kiddin'? After she quit school and started doing crack, she turned into a god damn prison flea.

by Kwanzaa Shrub January 11, 2012

Princess Diaries

The Princess Diaries is a series of epistolary novels by Meg Cabot in the chick-lit and young-adult fiction genre, and the title of the first volume, published in 2000.
Plot Summaries The story of Mia Thermopolis's adolescent turmoil as an average teenager, and a princess of royal descent and chronicled in her ongoing journal, where she explores topics of teenage angst, love and betrayal through a very opinionated eye.
The series is set in New York. Some books take place in Genovia, a fictional European country. The Genovia depicted in the films differs significantly from the Genovia described in the books.
It was later made into two films.

friend #1: OMG! I Love Princess Diaries. Have you read them?

friend #2: Of-course i have! The last edition is my most favorite.

friend #1: Wait. There are more books than one?

friend #2: Like duh! There are like TEN BOOKS in total, not counting the novellas.

by gwen2529 January 2, 2013

prickly muffin

A woman's genitalia, especially after one has shaved it and has regrowth.

"Did she let you hit her prickly muffin?"

by Prickly Muffin March 10, 2017

princess incest

A princess of incestual molestation.

Usually only goes by the name of Stacie.

Omg stacie! What is you doing?? You're such a princess incest !

by Skankhunt42 October 29, 2017

Thotamous Prime

A super hoe.
The optimous prime of hoes.

That bitch fucks everybody she the real thotamous prime.

by pimpdaddy Lemon Drop September 28, 2017

Hot Priest

Cool, sweary. Was meant to love people as a Father, but he might only be in it for the clothes. Has had a difficult family life. Writes local restaurant reviews for the parish paper. Would spend 40 days and 40 nights in that dessert. Celibate, most of the time.

Favorite song is Jenny from the Block. Deathly afraid of foxes, thinks they are out to get him. Friendly with guinea pigs. Would rather believe in something wonderful than something awful. Fellow smoker. Good listener. Will get you to confess your sins, then tell you to KNEEL. Thinks that love is awful, so no wonder it's something that we don't want to do on our own.

You'll fall in love with him. But it'll pass.

"The priest is quite hot."
"So hot."

"The hot priest was in my prayers last night."

by hotpriestlov3r January 29, 2020