Pretzel Rodding

The act of sucking someone's fingers in a sexual way. Finger sucking

Tom liked pretzel rodding his partners fingers.

by Tye95 March 24, 2017

toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022

Pretzel

Slang word to describe someone you think is crazy or weird. Because of twisted.

Todd: "Hey George, Tommy's been acting like a real pretzel the past few hours."
George: "I know, right? like I swear I saw him put mayo on his hot dog."

by Big Fat Purple Juicy Dragon November 9, 2025

mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy

by jmat9001 April 11, 2016

portuguese pretzel

when you double fold an older lady's leg behinf her head while she thanks you for breaking her back..

the lil old lady was so sweet. felt bad for her so i broke her off a lil some and gave here the portuguese pretzel.

by anonymous May 5, 2025

Pretzel-crossed

Verb; The action of someone sitting criss-crossed apple sauce (A shorter word for it)

"She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"

by R0adk!LL June 22, 2022

Gay Pretzel

Two homosexuals playing Twister!

Twister on pride month was a great idea! Y'all are Gay Pretzel's

by MasterMastermind February 1, 2025