porkatarian

You don’t eat pork

I’m a porkatarian something like a vegetarian

by Potatoes and Turkey June 13, 2021

porkandbeans8

The coolest fucking person you’ll ever meet, literally an angel.

He have you met porkandbeans8 ?
Yeah they’re amazing!

by zhorian June 17, 2021

Porkalai

Porkalai is a person that you can always count on. They are literally the sweetest thing ever. They are very empathetic. They are a very chill person.

Wow! You lucked out. Your friend is such a Porkalai.

by Hopegrange17 November 23, 2021

porkage

Porkage is what you say when you've accidentally let a select few droplets of urine into your undergarments in the nether regions. It is usually used as a code word to not embarrass yourself in front of your comrades.

Have you partaken in porkage, perchance?
Did you just porkage with me in the room?
Hey, I porkaged the other day because Liv made me giggle.

by This is Karen, an anti-vax mom November 17, 2022

Porkage Fee

It’s that thing where a couple wants to come over for dinner, but you only like the wife. So, you hang out with them for a couple of dinner dates, but in return, get to fuck the wife. That’s a Porkage Fee.

He only wants to talk about fishing and 2004 Mahtomedi varsity hockey games. But I let them come hang out a few times because she’s hot and the Porkage Fee was worth it.

by Jajshdyussjjdjdpqalskjxxhhvz July 10, 2023

porkalist

A wigger

Porkalist/porky is a wigger

by dayyyyyyyyyuuyy December 31, 2023

Porkaloche

When a man sticks his dick inside a boston cream doughnut between two pieces of bread and cum’s on someone.

Man, my friend Caiden last night gave me a big porkaloche right in my face.

by Siq Nut January 10, 2024