play the misspoke card

to say that you "misspoke" something, to get off easy for saying something stupid, false, or offensive.

example of how to play the misspoke card.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...

Palin later on:I misspoke.

by kirbyman1 November 28, 2010

play tent

to pull the sheets up over one's partner's head after passing gas while in bed

H: Hey, wanna play tent?

*insert flatulence sound*
W: Ugh! Yuck! Great, now I need my shirt mask.

by 4ags2b July 8, 2011

Play the troll card

When one user questions or attacks another user, and the 2nd instantly accuses them of being a "troll". Often the first resort of those on shaky ground.

PD: "I don't think Asians should date Blacks."

Goldwing: "That's because you're a dumb racist."

PD: "Troll alert!"

Count X: "Man, don't even play the troll card, you racist shitbag."

by The BlueMan October 26, 2012

play weenie

Play with your weenie, or play with someone else's weenie. Or play with weenies together. Mutual masturbation.

My friend and I like to play weenie.

by nocirc January 3, 2014

play doh fart

Flatulence produced when you eat too much play doh because you had leftovers from building your sweet ancient Aztec replica village with play doh. Only happens when mixed with cream soda.

The daycare garage smells like one giant play doh fart.

by Johnny_Chimpo July 8, 2014

play dough ass

A person with an ass like play dough you can mold it into to a shape you like but then it starts to sag. Or it looks like somebody finger prints all over their ass

Erica has the play dough ass

I hope nobody gets the play dough it worse than Ebola

by Mason is queer May 10, 2018

play-doh spine

Weak and dumb as fuck

Don't mind the new recruit he's got a play-doh spine

by ThePigWithABigDick July 10, 2018