Sock perverts

The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.

Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.

God damn, I need to go buy socks again; the sock perverts hit me hard.

by Slick James April 19, 2010

Perverb

A perversion of a popular proverb that shares its name with a word game played by children. Oftentimes mistaken for an actual proverb by elderly citizens.

Also defined as "the stupid man's proverb."

Perverb examples:

Child 1: Hey! If you can't stand the heat, you can lead a horse to water!

Child 2: Hahaha. Let me try: A penny saved is a penny worth a thousand words.

Old Man: Kids these days. So damned intelligent.

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*During a round of Nazi Zombies*

Dempsey: Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Omayeah April 8, 2011

Pity Perversion

Lewd attention or acts directed to persons (sometimes with low self esteem) in order to bolster confidence.

Laura: "Boo-hoo! I'm so hideous!"

Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."

Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"

by wingwax August 11, 2009

perverted dictionary

someone who knows mostly every perverted word and the meaning that you could go to when you need 2 define a perverted word you have never heard of.

E: Whats the meaning of loof?
G: Ask Joshua he'll know
E: Ok that foo is a perverted dictionary

E: Joshua what does loof mean?
J: When a guy shits in a girls pussy.

by Erica meow meow August 7, 2011

perverseverance

-noun

steady persistence in a perverse, perverted, or "pervy" course of action, esp. in spite of difficulties, obstacles, or discouragement.

Paul McCarthy's dogged, decades-long perverseverance has earned him a place among the 21st century's most important artists.

by Tiahlm April 2, 2008

prevert

A person on the verge of doing or saying something innapropriate.

Cindy: (Waiting in line at an amusement park) "... this thing is sooo long! ... Don't say anything John. I can see that preverted look in your eyes".

by Kazizzle January 11, 2009

Pervential

A combination of Perve and Potential.

I'm going to hit the beach today, there's sure to be plenty of pervential.

by jimmyg87 January 12, 2009