What the peacock

a phrase used to replace what the hell or what the heck

I did your mom
what the peacock??

by audgepodge November 15, 2009

paedosmile

A nonse with an unerving grin

look at that cunt, he's got a paedosmile, he needs fucking hanging!

by Hessay April 15, 2003

Peacock

A man holding court with ladies. Comes off in a non-subtle, vain and superficial manner.

"He was in the bar last night playing peacock"

by AntoniaC123 August 9, 2008

peacocking

the art of eating out a vagina doggystyle, while assaulting her asshole with your nose.

Hey everybody look, Pock is peacocking the shit out of that smut!

by Vin Patrick November 29, 2011

The Peacock

The ultimate gang bang sex move involving six dicks and one vagina. It is categorized as a TVTA (triple vag, triple anal)where three dicks are put in the vagina and three dicks are put in the ass. The result is a fan of dicks that would resemble the fan on the tail of a peacock.

I've never seen The Peacock, only in my mind. However, I picture the character Matt Stone played in Orgazmo yelling "Time for the peacock! Dude, we're gonna put three dicks in her vag and three dicks in ass!"

by Ben Shizzle October 30, 2007

padoo

a fucking fart
:)

i just let off a fat padoo and shat myself.

by padoomaster August 5, 2019

peacocking

The act of writing on someones facebook wall to make either yourself or your friend seem more fun/cool/witty/popular. It is often done with the intention of someone in particular reading it.

Q: Why did Sarah write that on Janes facebook wall rather than just text her?
A: She was obviously peacocking

Jane: I really want Max to think that I am moving on!
Sarah: Don't worry, I will peacock you later about last night

by peacock12345 January 7, 2012