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Open Door policy

When your wife is in the shower and you want a quickie, but don’t want to get wet. You open the shower door and she shimmies backwards to the opening, allowing you to do your deed without getting drenched.
Yesterday Trudie was in the shower and I was already dressed, so I called open door policy and got it from behind without getting wet.
Open Door policy by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
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open verse 

An open verse means when you have a song that has an open spot on the instrumental for someone to record a verse.
If you want to rec I'll send you the open verse.
open verse by Spadino333 January 15, 2021

Open Condom Style 

Having sex with a busted condom while listening to Gangnam Style.
Wow that guy is having sex open condom style!

open relationship 

some gay ass status on facebook that girls put up with one of their friends to hide their real relationship status. this is frustrating, because you never know if they're single, or if they have a hookup and/or friend they don't want people to know about. usually its just so that they can play the field though
in an open relationship with insert good friends name here
open relationship by dt'er November 1, 2006

open the floodgates

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes. See 'break the seal.'
I can't hold it anymore, I have to go open the floodgates.

open-minded 

A term often used in Gay Chat sites or Gay Profile sites to denote an HIV+ status without disclosing or clearly stating one's status due to stigma, or shame or simple self hatred.
Open-Minded guy looking for LTR
open-minded by derfmm July 31, 2009

open my nose

e.g., "She open my nose." Used by some black GI's in Germany in the mid sixties. The reverse is "close my nose." The terms are descriptive in that when a person is super pleased, the nostrils flair with a deep intake of breath, when displeased - nostrils close up with the intake of breath and pursing of the lips.
open my nose by Dan Lovick January 18, 2004