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order off the kids' menu

v. 1. to date a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person, just because they provide cheap, easy, yet only mildly satisfying carnal, intellectual and/or social engagement. 2. To have friendship with a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person because they are willing to submit to you. 3. To do anything not becoming of a person your age in some vanity fueled attempt to regain the days of yore a la John Updike's Rabbit or that thirty year old coke head at the bar.
essentially, to order off the kids' menu means you are the one at the dinner table eating chicken fingers and pbj while everyone else is diggin' into some white asparagus foie gras dumplings with bourbon gastrique. The bar is low and you're applauding yourself for your meagre every day hurdles. You are (were) a communications or journalism major. Your reading threshold is humor (The Onion!) and graphic novels, and the people your age discuss Foucault with such aplomb it makes you cry at night into your girlfriend's soft, shiny, pubescent, strawberry smelling hair. You dropped out of college years ago, listen to emotive yet angry -core suffixed tunes, and ride bikes with a bunch of college students aping The Outsiders. You mosh and you are over 18. You watch cartoons when you aren't high. You put up with slobs as long as they adore you. You are still having one night stands every weekend you get drunk. Everytime you go to a bar you black out and you've been drinking legally for at least 3 years. You work at Borders.
by VRB October 27, 2005
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Oder

Oder/Online Dater is a common phrase used in games such as Roblox, or Minecraft when someone is asking Sexual/Romantic things in the chat towards another in-game player.
Oder: Hey girl you are sexy, wanna go out? Girl: Oder alert! Oder alert!
by DeDrummer August 20, 2017
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Maid order bride

A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries or being a maid- but unlike American born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).

If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.

Also called: foodcourt bride and food order bride
The Bulgarian girl who cleans our office is a total maid order bride. Everytime I'm working late and she's there, she flirts and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.
by Michael Goulis March 25, 2008
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Order 66

This command was given by the Galactic Republic's Supreme Chancellor Palpatine to the Galactic Republic's Clone Troopers in Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith. Order 66 indicated that the Jedis have betrayed the Galactic Republic and therefore the enemies of the Galactic Republic, the Jedis who are now traitors of the Galactic Republic are later on immediately killed by the Clone Troopers on sight.


The number 6 is probably a reference to classic hexagram, which is something used to put a curse on someone, sort of like the targeting reticle of a gunner.
by E.A.C. June 3, 2005
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panic order

When you order food at a restaurant or fast-food chain quickly, without knowing what you really want on the menu. Often caused because the establishment is out of your preferred menu item or because your party begins to order before you are ready.
She said they were out of chicken tenders. I didn't even want this hamburger...I just panic ordered.
by Zach Ryles February 9, 2008
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Fucked Her For Olde Glory

The act of placing a American Flag over unattactive women's face and giving her one for your Country.
Holly was no beauty but Butch did the right thing when he fucked her for olde glory for serving her Country.
by Atomic Punk I November 28, 2009
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Old World Order

It is often claimed that neocons, Freemasons, various powerful secret societies etc are conspiring to create a New World Order - a one-world oppressive government, supposedly. In fact the groups mentioned constitute the Old World Order and their agenda is to keep extending their existing political and economic model that has served them so well for so long. There is absolutely nothing new about it. "Globalisation" is their key word. That is their code for complete OWO control of the world. When British Prime Minister Gordon Brown talks of "the birth pangs of a new global order," he is referring to the political and economic domination of the whole world by the OWO.

"New World Order" is a misnomer unless used in the context defined by the Illuminati. A New World Order means a new political, economic and religious configuration of the world. It does not mean an existing model simply extended further. A New World Order is precisely that - something never seen before. It is the gateway to a greater and nobler humanity.

The Old World Order's plan is not mysterious or strange. It is the simplest one imaginable, and it is tacitly supported by many people who claim to oppose the Old World Order. It is this: how do I ensure that my family is more successful than other families? As soon as you let that thought enter your head you are damned. It is the gospel of the Old World Order, their morality, their path to "salvation
Imagine a hereditary monarchy with executive power. That's what the Old World Order seek. They dream of dynastic marriages. Imagine a future where the Prince of America marries the Princess of China. That's what's coming if the Old World Order achieves its full ambition.

Dude 1: Why are you listening to that music man? Thats that Illuminati and New World Order shit

Dude 2: You fear the NWO, but its the OWO, that makes you fear what does not need to be feared. It's just music. Do your research
by Gnosticuss January 4, 2013
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