i’ll never leave

them: i’ll never leave you
also them: *literally leaves*
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You'll never have this

A phrase used similarly to "holy fuck dude, go outside", where it seeks to remind/self-depricate a closeted individual that they'll never have something they want. (ie. Love, Care, Affection)

The phrase has likely been thrown around previously, but it was popularised following a 4chan thread where a bunch of weebs lamented about never being able to have a loving family.
*Shows photo of a loving a caring family*
"You'll never have this, anon."
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Technoblade never dies

Technobacon’s catchphrase before he got sizzled
“Technoblade never dies!!!!”
Stage 4 cancer:
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Never-ending Nipples

When a girl gets get horny and has really big boobs and they spontaneously combust and someone must chew them off with a nipple nibbler.
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never ending story

the song that was played in the last episode of the hit netflix series “stranger things 3” that changed the world.
after watching stranger things 3, i couldn’t stop singing never ending story. “turn around, look at what you see...”
by heatherholloways October 02, 2019
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Almost Never

Ahh, the glorious sounds of Almost Never... find them at www.almostnever.com.
by Charles July 19, 2003
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funniest-thing-never

A phrase used to describe a situation that is funny but should never happen...ever.

Used in situations when something is funny but you should not be laughing.
A.C.: Hey B, how was father's day?
B: My adopted dad told me I was actually his son.
A.C. Haha that's the funniest-thing-never.
by The A.C. June 20, 2010
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