dolphin safe

a pair of fishnet tights worn by an obese person and stretched to capacity. the implication being that nothing(not even a dolphin) could be caught in a fishnet so stretched.

Did you see that girl in the fishnet tights?
Yeah. That girl was pretty fat, those nets look pretty dolphin safe.

by rutz April 24, 2008

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cracking the safe

To twist a girls nipples as if you were trying to crack a safe

Tonight i am cracking the safe with jessica

by tom the tool November 12, 2006

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Safe sex

Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

kissing is a habit fucking is a game

guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain

10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name

the baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't torn

sex is like math

subtract the clothes

add the bed

divide the legs and

pray to god you don't multiply

roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream

sex is evil

Sex is a sin

sins are forgiven so stick it in

roses are nice violets are fine

I'll be the 6 if you be my 9

eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make me nasty

Have safe sex

Have safe sex’s hoes

by Rivers clement November 02, 2018

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Safe Space

Contrary to popular misbelief, safe spaces are not about sheltering or impeding free speech, but instead are meant to be places that are respectful and free of hate.

Tom thinks safe spaces are stupid because his transphobic.

by WiseWithWords August 27, 2019

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