lol cheat

Somebody who constantly types 'lol' into a chat when they aren't actually laughing.

Dude, he 'lols' so much I know he's a total lol cheat.

by cutcopypaste February 5, 2009

Cheat Codes

1.Special Codes that only losers/pussies use when they suck to much to play the game how it was made to be played.

Rex: hey Jim i just got to level 30!

Jim: thats because you used Cheat Codes, PUSSY!

or

Bob: well shoot, im stuck, and i lack the confidence in my sexuality to continue this game without using Cheat Codes.

Rex: hurray! cheat with me bob!

now bob and rex are dead.

by AnonymousHippopotamus November 20, 2006

Cheating Barrista

The type of woman that claims to work 12 hours a day yet finds time for frequent girl's night outs resulting in lying or cheating while rejecting intimacy with their real life partner of 7 years. Commonly have short trendy haircuts and exhibit a tendency to wear red.

That cheating barrista came home at 5 hours late and drunk, at 2 in the morning again.

by XXX666 February 21, 2009

Pre-Cheating

The act of purposely flirting with someone even though you are currently in a relationship.

Sara: "Did you hear that Kati was totally flirting with that foreign guy on the European field trip?"
Danae:"Wait isn't she dating Chris?:
Sara:"Yes, she is totally pre-cheating!"

by Vance Freeman December 24, 2010

Fake Cheated

When you go out of your way to make your significant other, or a group of peers believe that you cheated on, or with someone.

Person 1-"I heard you and Person 5 got it on last night, aren't you with Person 4?
Person 2-"Nah, nothing happened I was just trying to make Person 4 jealous, so I called up Person 5 and made sure he was cool with it and we just gonna act like we did something"
Person 1-"so you fake cheated?"
Person 2-"yeah basically"

by RageQuitHunter May 6, 2018

Pookie Cheating

When you’re pookie (someone you call cute/friend) is cheating on you with someone else.

“How dare you! Pookie cheating is not okay :((..”

by no name haha August 26, 2023

macro cheating

Macro Cheating is getting as far as you can sexually with a person without swapping bodily fluids while in another sexual partnership or relationship. Can also be considered a non-ethical non monogamous situation (depending on who you ask).

Suzie was macro cheating on Mel. Mel forgave her because they did everything but swap fluids.

by Sharingmytruthpod April 24, 2023