Norwegian schoolbread

When u jizz in a girls face you throw tiny bits of coucounut on to her face. You then proceed to take a picture and send it to a friend you have a competition about who manages to do it first, then you write skolebrød.

Her: what do you want to do today?
Him: imma Norwegian schoolbread you.
Her:whats that?
Him: i cum in your face, throws coucou at you and sends it to a friend and writes skolebrød.

by GermanPussywaxer. November 21, 2016

Norwegian Kabouter

Norwegian Kabouter is a nickname made by the micro celebrity called Seras used for the other micro celebrity known as Godgutten or just Gutten. Kabouter means gnome in Afrikaans. The reason this all started is because Gutten is very short, like ultra mega short. 1.66 to be exact.

Seras: Kabouter
Norwegian Kabouter: *Unintelligible Norwegian monkey sounds*

by LevB3 March 10, 2022

Norwegian Hello

When a woman with an ample bosom says hello by displaying said bosom and granting the recipient a kiss.

That nice lady at the bar gave me a Norwegian hello

by TheDevilsBuddie August 8, 2025

Norwegian Gargle Tones

It's like Hungarian throat singing, only Norwegian.

I wish my friends would appreciate ny Norwegian gargle tones and not say it's fake.

by EliSoFlyy May 4, 2020

Norwegian mudflap

When you attempt to defecate into someone’s mouth in -15 weather and it freezes midway, falling, and slapping the other in the face.

I gave Jonas’s mom a Norwegian mudflap and she’s pretty mad about it still.

by Sassyshrimp November 27, 2021

Norwegian Behavior

Being silently judgy or subtly annoyed without ever directly expressing it. Involves intense eye contact, weird silence, and maybe a quiet sigh.

“She didn’t say I was late, but she looked at the clock three times while sipping her tea. That’s Norwegian behavior if I’ve ever seen it.”

by iluvcitiesaviv July 14, 2025

Norwegian hand

Reaching over the table to get something under a meal without asking for someone to sending it.

Person 1: "Hey your not very polite right now"

Person 2: " sorry i didn't mean to be inpolite"
Person 3: " You really got a Norwegian hand, dont you

by Some random Norwegian person August 26, 2023