Norwegian Sundial

The opposite of a Swiss Watch/ Swiss Colon. A digestive tract that could go off at any time within a 24 hour window.

That curry turned my arse from a Swiss Watch to a Norwegian Sundial.

by Scrotal Wipeout January 9, 2020

Norwegian Kabouter

Norwegian Kabouter is a nickname made by the micro celebrity called Seras used for the other micro celebrity known as Godgutten or just Gutten. Kabouter means gnome in Afrikaans. The reason this all started is because Gutten is very short, like ultra mega short. 1.66 to be exact.

Seras: Kabouter
Norwegian Kabouter: *Unintelligible Norwegian monkey sounds*

by LevB3 March 10, 2022

Norwegian Hello

When a woman with an ample bosom says hello by displaying said bosom and granting the recipient a kiss.

That nice lady at the bar gave me a Norwegian hello

by TheDevilsBuddie August 8, 2025

Norwegian schoolbread

When u jizz in a girls face you throw tiny bits of coucounut on to her face. You then proceed to take a picture and send it to a friend you have a competition about who manages to do it first, then you write skolebrød.

Her: what do you want to do today?
Him: imma Norwegian schoolbread you.
Her:whats that?
Him: i cum in your face, throws coucou at you and sends it to a friend and writes skolebrød.

by GermanPussywaxer. November 21, 2016

Norwegian mudflap

When you attempt to defecate into someone’s mouth in -15 weather and it freezes midway, falling, and slapping the other in the face.

I gave Jonas’s mom a Norwegian mudflap and she’s pretty mad about it still.

by Sassyshrimp November 27, 2021

Norwegian Backflip

Right before ejaculation, you grab her, flip her body backwards till she is facing downwards and cum in her ass

Me: “Me and your mom did a Norwegian Backflip last night dude.”
A great way to express that you don’t want to see her face

by The Under Chunder Blunder July 5, 2021

Norwegian

A homosexual zoo animal with one half of a braincell, who's only contribution to this planet is selling oil and creating brain rot words that infest the greatest nation on our planet AMERICA!!!!

American: "you, are, a, NORWEGIAN!!, get the skibidi toilet out of here with your ohio rizz, baby gronk looking ass"

Norwegian: "jeg kommer for å spise ut gyaten din, kom hit du ohio levende skibidi tøs, la meg stjele oljen din og gi deg litt av min ohio skibidi rizz"

by Skibidi king April 1, 2025