Saigon Noodle House

A Vietnamese restaurant in Goleta, California.
The food isn't great, but the waitresses have nice boobies, which is all that matters.

Saigon Noodle House: Come for the food, stay for the boobs.

by naknumm August 30, 2007

Danger Noodle

A snake

I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.

by DOodoldepihpwaoghpvqiuv May 25, 2018

happy noodle boy

A comic drawn by Jhonen Vasquez which features a deranged and babbling stick-figure who shouts random gibberish. Usually gets shot or explodes in the comic.

Examples of ranting is below

farking doughnut!! Mock me? You fried cyclops!!

Accept my heartwarming gift of tree scratchies!!! I absolve thee!!

by chenry August 31, 2004

pot noodle

To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate.

Formally 'Pot noodle and a wank' Now shortened

"are you coming on to the club??"
"No i'm going back for a pot noodle"

by Graham Lester January 13, 2005

dried noodles

A dry version of noodles

Ted: "Should I put some water in these dried noodles"
Vie: "yeah, sure"

by Altyen December 18, 2018

monkey noodles

Monkey noodles are... actually Idk what monkey noodles are... I'm just bored so hehe.

Yo what is monkey noodles

by Monkey_10101 October 28, 2020

boob noodle

Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.

"Oh no, a piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"

by Tucker Sampson May 17, 2008