suck socks

A slang directive utilized to tell someone to fuck themselves, but in a much more friendly, almost childlike manner.

Hey man, why don’t you just suck socks?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2019

Satan's Sock

It's basically when you step on water while wearing socks and that feeling of despair enhances all over your body as the water spreads through your sock.

Me : CRAP!
Guy: What's wrong?
Me: I just got a bad case of Satan's sock
Guy: Quick! Burn it before it possesses you!

by CannibalsForBreakfast November 18, 2013

Dong Sock

A dong sock is any object that is placed over a man's penis with the hope of keeping it warm and completely functional. A plethora of objects can be used as dong socks: standard tube socks, fuzzy condoms, duct tape (sticky-side-out for safety), a snake skin, or one of those furry things that you put over the driver in your golf bag.

If one was stuck in the Arctic wilderness with his best friend, and his friend died, one could cut open his abdomen and use him as a dong sock, much like Luke did with his Tauntaun on Hoth.

by Space Cowboy December 16, 2005

spit sock

Spit Sock-When a woman gives a man head then spits it into a friends sock.

Shawna Spat Micheal's Load into Thomas's sock, it is now a Spit Sock.

by Sir Weber November 28, 2007

sock surfing

Sliding on hardwood floor while wearing socks

"Did you see Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness? Everyone knows he's the master of sock surfing!"

by megaroni335 August 28, 2009

snot sock

A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.

We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock

by rawdogmaster February 14, 2014

Elmer’s Sock

A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.

My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.

My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020