Kangaroo Telescope

A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.

"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"

by 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝒾𝒶 ♤ April 28, 2024

kangaroo in the basement

Phrase commmonly used to describe a male's erection. Basement refers to the pants, kangaroo...well that speaks for itself.

"Daaamn son! Thurs no way you coulda hid that kangaroo in the basement."

by Melissa Egan December 9, 2008

kangaroo jacket

Hoodie with a pocket in the front

It was getting cold so John put his kangaroo jacket on and warmed his hands in the front pocket

by Gadeade May 3, 2018

kangaroo jumper

Insult to an Australian like sheep shagger is to a welsh person

My mate bobby is a kangaroo jumper

by marshmellowsaur July 26, 2015

kangaroo western

A western, but more Australian!

Distant cousins are the Maple Leaf western (Canadian), spaghetti western (Italian), baguette western (French), and the samurai movie (Japanese).

How to make a Kangaroo western:
They're all Aussie
There are probably Aboriginal people
Maybe add some surfers just for a joke
They say "mate" and "cunt"

They say "g'day mate" instead of "howdy partner"
Play Waltzing Matilda or something
BOOM! Aussie western is now a thing!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 13, 2025

Literal Kangaroo

a racial pejorative for native australians

Dave laughed at the literal kangaroos that ran alongside his car in Australia.

by jollyhorse September 18, 2019

literal kangaroo

A discriminatory term for homeless transgender Australians

I was driving down main street when a literal kangaroo ran right down the road in front of me.

by twigsnberries September 18, 2019