Facebook

A website that has corrupted many peoples lives, when people get corrupted by this it is called Like and Share syndrome. Symptoms of this are:

Constantly telling people how many views or likes they have.

Entering a short depressive state when a hateful comment or dislike appears on their post.

Telling their friends to go on Facebook, search up their profile and like every video on their posts section, then follow.

Often confuses everyday words with social media terms.

"I just looked at my facebook- I mean face in the mirror, I have tags- I mean bags, under my eyes

by us3r 14 July 11, 2022

Facebook

Life clutter. A waste of time.

Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.

by Mr Special September 1, 2018

Facebook

A stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship.

"Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*

by Mackarony5 January 17, 2018

Facebook

A thing that only adults use

OMG Facebook is the best -Adults

by Farthest October 1, 2017

facebook

it's shit

XXXcoolGuyXXX: facebook is sh*t
redDRIPmoment: hell naw facebook is drip
*reddripmoment gets beaten up by everyone in the building*

by attack helicopter B) January 15, 2021

Facebook

A website created by Mark Zuckerberg for polish people to take about sex and other shit. Also the home of "Sned bobs and vagene"

I post sex jokes to Facebook because I am bored. -Polish Farmer

by CommunisticWeeb420 December 28, 2018

Facebook

The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.

Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."

by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018