nightmaredressedlikeapegacorn

The only tolerable and probably the most funniest redhead.

Nightmaredressedlikeapegacorn is so funny wtf

by Someonefrominstagram June 30, 2021

festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.

I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.

by Micro67 May 8, 2010

Awkward Nightmare

A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.

(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)

by Baldwinning September 27, 2012

Fluid Nightmare

Doing something that causes you not only to shit your pants, but also to piss, vomit, cum, spit, and bleed into your pants.

person 1: Hey did you see how steep that double black diamond was?

person 2: yeah, it caused me a fluid nightmare.

by wooden man May 10, 2012

Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.

Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...

by ianelectro March 18, 2013

Post-nightmare Fearpression

The feeling you get after waking up from a graphicly disturbing nightmare. Which leaves you fearful and wondering what the fuck is wrong with you that your brain created such disturbing things...

I dreamed last night of a man eating a cat, which gave me post-nightmare Fearpression

by Which lie July 9, 2016

seismic nightmare

The occurrence of a nightmare in such epic proportions that the victim felt as if the dream was terrifyingly real, and even after waking up, is still powerfully mentally shaken (hence the term "seismic") for the remainder of the day, unsure of the difference between reality and illusion.

That seismic nightmare about his family's death has really ruined his attitude.

by Ramasm August 23, 2017